Wtf: An AIM conversation

So, yeah.  Expect the fic that inspired this little exchange to be coming to an insanity box (i.e. journal) near you:
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Hazgarn (5:04:57 AM): Heh

Hazgarn (10:39:48 PM): The inevitable has happened.

[Friend] (10:56:41 PM): Oh?

Hazgarn (10:57:02 PM): I've finally managed to combine my two deepest and most abiding passions.

[Friend] (10:57:11 PM): ..Cannibalism and Gay sex?

Hazgarn (10:57:23 PM): You know me so well.

[Friend] (10:57:26 PM): XD

Hazgarn (10:57:43 PM): I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.

[Friend] (10:58:03 PM): You made my friend Josh snort soda from his nose.

Hazgarn (10:58:08 PM): lol

Hazgarn (10:58:22 PM): Bonus!
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Also, in case you thought this was a joke? It's not. I'm seriously that weird.