I loved your TLDR tag at the end. ^^

Eh. I sympathise with you. I'm attracted to impossible/disposable ships. (the enemies you KNOW would seek comfort in reconciliation but would NEVER take a step in that direction, the couple that gets together only so that one of them realizes they're still in love with someone else...)

I remember tuning in to Lost once because I'd heard Michelle Rodrigez was in it, and it turned out to be the episode she died... Yeah. So... *pats your back*