Wtf: Kitchen randomness

[black_sluggard]

while they're making dinner, my sister's boyfriend, Josh, answers the phone to my mom's old friend, Johnny. He has to do this over speakerphone, because like everything else in my house, the phone is a piece of crap and the handset doesn't work. When my mom comes up, Johnny asks who answered the phone.
Mom: "That's Kenna's boyfriend."
Johnny: *shock* "Kenna's got a boyfriend?"
Josh: "Yep, Kenna's got a girlfr—boyfriend."
Kenna: "I didn't know you knew about her, babe."
After my mom switches the conversation over to the cell phone, I mention to Kenna that it should be fun when Josh gets a chance to meet Johnny face to face.
Kenna explains: "Johnny's fabulous." *snapping, because Johnny flames like the Olympic torch*
Josh makes a joke that isn't really worth repeating here, and I go back to reading Avengers fic. I look back into the kitchen briefly and see my sister dry-humping him along to the music playing in the living room.
Me: "C'mon, you're preparing food. For god's sake."
Josh: "We're making it with love!"