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black_sluggard) wrote2012-03-30 06:44 am
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Wtf: Casual conversations in my household
Well we've got proper net again.
*does the dance of the connected* (no idea what that would look like)
Debating whether or not to buy extra userpics. I'm horrible about buying things for myself. Even when shit costs only a couple dollars always feel like I could be using it for something better. (It's lost me several candybars over the years. T_T)
I'm 27 and still live at home, which isn't something I'm ashamed of. With both parents, a grandmother, a couple of' adult friends, and my sister who comes and goes it's a pretty full house, so I'm just one more. Of course, you put that many supposed adults in one living space and some crazy shit can happen. This isn't even shit compared to some of the things that get said in my house, I plan on trying to share more later, so eventually I'm sure I'll catch better for you. In the mean time:
Tony (friend, late 40s): "Anyone have any AAA batteries?"
Kenna (my sister, early 20s): "Nah, I left my vibrator at the apartment."
Tony: "Pfft. If your vibrator uses AAA batteries, you're hopeless."
Me: "Depends on how many it takes."
Kenna: "Yeah, I can fit about seventeen in that thing."
(all this in front of my parents)
*does the dance of the connected* (no idea what that would look like)
Debating whether or not to buy extra userpics. I'm horrible about buying things for myself. Even when shit costs only a couple dollars always feel like I could be using it for something better. (It's lost me several candybars over the years. T_T)
I'm 27 and still live at home, which isn't something I'm ashamed of. With both parents, a grandmother, a couple of' adult friends, and my sister who comes and goes it's a pretty full house, so I'm just one more. Of course, you put that many supposed adults in one living space and some crazy shit can happen. This isn't even shit compared to some of the things that get said in my house, I plan on trying to share more later, so eventually I'm sure I'll catch better for you. In the mean time:
Tony (friend, late 40s): "Anyone have any AAA batteries?"
Kenna (my sister, early 20s): "Nah, I left my vibrator at the apartment."
Tony: "Pfft. If your vibrator uses AAA batteries, you're hopeless."
Me: "Depends on how many it takes."
Kenna: "Yeah, I can fit about seventeen in that thing."
(all this in front of my parents)
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Wow, wife and ex in the same place. Gotta be a movie about that.
And goddamn it I just wanted my glass of juice...
*snorts* I just chuckled like I was there.
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On the icon, it's not really the contrast that is a problem so much as the huge smudge of pure black above the writing which looked exactly the same as the dark gray around it when I made the icon. :/
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True. Black smudge. Yes. Well, I didn't pay attention the first time around.