"No internets..."

Well, Comcast is a bitch, so I'll be gone until Monday, at the very least, but who can tell with these things? Anyway, I'll be back at some point!

While I very much appreciate my bff posting this notice form, I wish he could have not tried to post it as me, because it sounds a little ridiculous. I would totally never say it like that...

For one, I know the word "cocksucker" showed up a lot more in the texts I sent him.