black_sluggard | Wtf: It's Officially Genetic... (Reply)

So, I've mentioned in past entries that my mom reads my fic. She's my mother, so I do take her praise of my writing with a grain of salt, but it still always gives me vague warm-and-fuzzies whenever I hear her tell me how awesome it is.

Now, I don't watch a lot of the fandoms I read fic for...

*cough*H50*cough*Sherlock*cough*dueSouth*cough*hasadetectivekink*coughcough*

...so I honestly never thought about the fact that my mother doesn't watch Castle.

Gasp, I know.

Okay, technically I'm not watching it either right now, despite

roachstar's best efforts to change my mind. I just don't think it would be good for my mental health. Even if the wedding is past and forgotten in plot terms, I literally feel sick to my stomach whenever anything even smells like Esplanie, and I now live in dread of the inevitable baby plot. Because I have issues with writing real-life type angst (omg, I'm using zombies as a defense mechanism? Get out.), and no matter how awesome it has the potential to be, Jenny's death in childbirth and Kevin and Javi's efforts to raise the baby together is just something I will never be mean enough to write.

(I'd read it, though. I'd read the hell out of that shit.)

/tangent

Now, my mom doesn't watch Castle...but she does watch The Mentalist. And recently, she made a confession. Apparently, all this time she's been reading my Roach fics, she has been mentally replacing Esposito and Ryan with Kimball Cho and Wayne Rigsby.

I don't even watch The Mentalist and I can already see it. And God I love a man in a tactical vest...

So...

My mom's birthday is coming up. I have looked, I really have, but not being familiar with the fandom, I could not for the life of me seem to find any Cho/Rigsby fics. Anywhere. At all. How does that even happen? Even Bobby Singer and Crowley have slash written of them. Why is there not this?

So, yeah. Anyone who can help a girl out in finding gay porn for her mom? I'd be ridiculously grateful.