Wtf: This is why he's my bro...

[black_sluggard]

Because less than twenty minutes after I write this rambling piece of shit, he managed to cheer me up with this:

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(Talking about his new job.)

"Zeretal" 10:26 pm: Also, I have 35 dollars in ones.

Hazgarn 10:26 pm: Tips? Or you get a second job you hadn't told me about? >.>

Hazgarn 10:26 pm: Aaaaaand that's really not an image I needed in my head. Jesus...

"Zeretal" 10:39 pm: Tips.

"Zeretal" 10:39 pm: I made.. total, between what I had left over from last night (I bought lunch, and paid 15 bucks for stuffed grapeleaves and a mousse that lied to me)

"Zeretal" 10:39 pm: 70 bucks.

"Zeretal" 10:39 pm: Tonight alone, I made 60.

Hazgarn 10:44 pm: Is it bad that I want my new threat to be "Be nice to me or I will write a male stripper based on you into one of my fics!!!"? >.>

"Zeretal" 10:44 pm:  ...

"Zeretal" 10:44 pm: I'd kill you.

"Zeretal" 10:44 pm: Besides, I don't have a body to be a stripper.

Hazgarn 10:45 pm: Even if he was a straight male stripper? With a heart of gold. Who gives most of his tips to people advocating...I don't know. Bunnies.

"Zeretal" 10:45 pm: Male strippers need to be buff and pretty. With perfect teeth, and 6-pack abs.

Hazgarn 10:45 pm: (I don't even know wtf I'd do with a male stripper character.)

Hazgarn 10:45 pm: (Okay, apparently the answer my brain immediately throws out is: murder suspect).

"Zeretal" 10:46 pm: rofl

Hazgarn 10:46 pm: Especially if he is like this dorky nice guy.

Hazgarn 10:46 pm:  lol

Hazgarn 10:46 pm::  I'm not writing this, don't worry.

"Zeretal" 10:46 pm: "Bud, I just do this for the money. I never said I enjoyed it."

Hazgarn 10:46 pm: (Unless I do.)

"Zeretal" 10:47 pm: "I used to be a waiter, then I took an arrow to the knee."

Hazgarn 10:47 pm: Ow. I literally threw my head back so hard laughing at that that it hurt...

"Zeretal" 10:47 pm: XD

"Zeretal" 10:48 pm: "We get gay guys in here every once in a while.." *peers.* "Infact, haven't I seen you before?"

Hazgarn 10:48 pm: rofl Don't... you might make it happen.

"Zeretal" 10:49 pm: "No. And you're going off subject." *scoff, eyeroll* "Whatever man, but I can smell gay guys from a mile away, part of the business."

Hazgarn 10:50 pm: I'm already picturing some scene of Javier/Kevin or Lohen/Santos interrogating the nice guy bunny stripper...

"Zeretal" 10:50 pm: *sigh* Just do it. You know you want too, just don't name him any sort of variation of my name.

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So yeah. There was more "meaningful" and "supportive" stuff earlier in the conversation, but honestly this was what managed to do the trick for me.

And if that fic ever happens, now you know who to blame.

Comments

[adja999.livejournal.com]

"I used to be a waiter, then I took an arrow to the knee."
ROFL

YES. DO IT!

Or I might.

Kevin Ryan undercover as a bunny stripper. Begs Javier to come in and pretend to be his client so he doesn't have to give lap dance to other people. Beckett having to cuff Castle to her car so he doesn't follow with a camera...

[black_sluggard]

The arrow thing is even funnier if you've ever played Skyrim. It's a riff off of one of the random phrases the guards often say.

The "bunny" thing is just shorthand for basically being the male version of Disney-Princesses nice. Ridiculously "good" in a cliche sort of way, like Demming and his underprivileged youth basketball team...

I have responses to your comments in the other entry, but I'm kind of short on time this morning, so I'll probably handle that— Who am I kidding? I'm gonna be in the lab all day, so probably in class...

[adja999.livejournal.com]

I haven't played Skyrim, though I have friends who are addicted. There's a chance, though, that even if I did, I'd be stuck with a French version that would be different.
On that subject, I keep quoting a phrase from Warcraft. Um. One of the female leader characters you can create as an elf, but yeah, I don't know what it's called because I can't find an english speaking version. Anyway, in case you haven't played it, when you select her (them) she says something. Which is usually something that litteraly goes "Who threatens nature?" (with a tone clearly implying 'i'll kick their asses') . Do you know if she actually says that in english?
Also, I know that in Warcraft, if you select, and select, and select, it keeps going through phrases until it reaches some jokes ones like "Oh, yeah. Harder, baby." and the like. Did you try that in Skyrim? :P

Um. Thank you. Is the 'bunny' thing between you and your friend or wide...(I just realize... wideier spread? that doesn't exist. That's weird.) more widely spread?
In any case, I'm glad to learn something. In my head Kevin was a stripper with a pink leather thong and a fluffy bunny tail on it... Like a playmate, but my own version.

Hee hee. Yeah, I know how that goes. Alright, then, i'll be looking out for your comment. Something funny just happened, so I'm going to make a post myself, much like this one.

[black_sluggard]

Haven't played Warcraft much, but I know the type of thing. There are a lot of jokes in Skyrim (and all the Elder Scrolls games) if you pay attention. Like if your character is a werewolf, sometimes people will ask what smells like wet dog (which was used brilliantly as the punchline in this one fic I read...)

Yeah, the bunny thing is really just in the context of that particular conversation. I mention giving his tips to people who support bunnies or something. Just kind of being random (which is kind of the thing with my friend).

Though the image you conjure certainly has...potential.