Wtf: More conversations from the dark side

[black_sluggard]

(To set the stage, all of this occurs in the kitchen while dinner is being cooked)

In the aftermath of tallying the score from a dice game, my sister's boyfriend made a comment about being "mathematically correct".
My mom: "But are you anatomically correct?"
My sister: *mock gasp* "Gee, God, I hope so, otherwise what have I been doing?"
Me: "Scarring me for life!"
The boyfriend: "I HAVE A PENIS!"
Me: "C'mon, don't shout shit like that when our dad's in the house."

Shortly later, my sister gets caught reading one of our grandmother's Harlequin novels. Mockery occurs.
My sister: (to her boyfriend) "Keep saying shit like that and you ain't getting any more pussy."
Me: "SCARRING ME FOR LIFE!"
My sis and her boyfriend crack up. They then manufacture excuses to repeat this phrase back to me for the next half hour.

And all of this before Leanne enters the room and somehow misconstrues the boyfriend's recounting of a dream (which I was in) that caused him to elbow my sister in the face as having been about a threesome. Blarg.

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[adja999.livejournal.com]

Seriously.... Can I move in?

Life here is so boring in comparison.

[cedara]

LOL - great guys!

[black_sluggard]

Later that same night I managed to get him on the hook for having a gay crush on my mother's friend (which he doesn't, but it was fun twisting his words), then further twist the friend's comeback in a way that resulted in my summing up the conversation to my father as:
"Josh was admiring Tomas' muscles and Tomas said he'd suck Josh's goose."

[cedara]

Hee! :-D