(Ficlet) Caffeine Induced Madness

[black_sluggard]

Title:  Caffeine Induced Madness
Fandom: Castle
Genre: Humor, Crack
Rating/Warnings: T/PG-13, suggestive dialog, juvenille humor
Characters/pairings: Ryan/Esposito, Castle, Beckett, Lanie Parish.
Wordcount:  235

Summary:  Insane brainvomit spawned by a combination of insomnia, too much coffee, and the mad dash to finish my entry for ryanandesposito before the deadline.

"God damn it, Kev, why can't I be on top?"

"Shut up and take it, Javi. You know I've got the hard part."

"Can you guys hurry it up? This position is getting uncomfortable."

"Zip it, Castle. Do you want to do this or not?"

"Oh my God, Lanie, are they--"

"Mhm. Can't leave these boys alone for a moment."

"Kate! This is...totally not what it looks like."

"Really? Because it looks like I came back from lunch to find the three of you forming a human pyramid in the bullpen."

"Heh, yeah, about that. Alexis was talking about being a cheerleader. Did you know Ryan was on the cheer squad in high school?"

"Ugh... Say it louder, Castle, I don't think they heard you down in Robbery."

"What's with all the...cups... Just how much coffee have you guys had?"

"Way too many?  Plus four."

"Great, Castle, and I have to ride with you in the car... Come on."

"I'll try to avoid any behavior that would make shooting me justifiable--"

"Too late."

"Bye guys."

"I'll see you boys around, too. I've got a date with a fella downstairs if you get my meaning."

"Kinky."

"Javier, I will end you..."

"Bye Lanie."

"Ah, damn it. I've got a footprint on my shoulder..."

"Sorry, Javi. I'll make it up to you."

"Oh? How's that?"

"Lets just say, you definitely get to be on top."

Comments

[noctuabunda.livejournal.com]

Hee. I love these "they're not really doing it"-fics!
Very cute and funny.
And the last line was very promising... :)

[hyuuganeji11.livejournal.com]

LMAO, I love these~~!!! <3333

Good job~ xDDDD I laughed my head off at this~~~

[lakuti.livejournal.com]

Just what was in that coffee?

So funny to picture the guys trying to form a human pyramid in the bullpen. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bluebells/]

Ah, coffee-induced office shenanigans, how I love thee!

You can never go past subtextual team love, thanks for sharing!

[michygeary.livejournal.com]

BWA HA HA I love dialogue-only fics, and this one was delightful. I love how Ryan's seemingly embarrassed about being a cheerleader but he's happily climbing this man tower. XD I also dig the innuendo at the end. ;)

[black_sluggard]

Sorry, my brain got stuck on the phrase "happily climbing his man tower".

[captain-vox.livejournal.com]

Muah, this was cute. I normally don't like straight out conversation without descrip or tags, but this worked perfectly. It was very well done. Bravo/a :D